Burn the heart out of you...

You know what? Please do not ever insinuate that I’m am the kind of girl who will just throw my vagina at you. I am not. I have thoughts and opinions and ideas just like anyone else and deserve to be treated with the same amount of respect as anyone else. It’s people like you, who just assume and expect, that make me so happy that I am still a virgin.

Fuck you very much, Good sir.

Rhys. Motherfucking. Ifans.

(Source: tonyystark)

moishacollins:

firekissedtargaryen:

c0nsulting-detective:

jaredpadapuppy:

Your species: Human

Best friend: John Watson

Roommate: Tony Stark (FUCK YEAH)
First Kiss: Jack Harkness (predictable…)
Boyfriend: Sam Winchester
Your murderer: Dean Winchester (WELL DATE MAKES A LOT OF SENSE)

Species: Demi God

Best friend: Ten

Roommate: Gabriel (I can just imagine the shenanigans we’d get into)

First kiss: Castiel

Boyfriend: Steve Rogers

Your murderer: Greg Lestrade (Y THO, GREG?)

Species: Demon (No surprise.)

Best friend: Thor

Roommate: Crowley (again no surprise)

First kiss: Captain America

Boyfriend: Bruce Banner  

Your murderer: Nine. (NO WHY)

Trickster, Sam, Ten, Bruce, Loki, Sherlock

I’m fine with this

Demi God, Rory, Lestrade, Clint, Rory and Rory.

WHAT THE FUCK RORY???

(Source: travelingwithamadmaninabluebox)

Sweet Baby Jesus.

bedabug:

OH MY GOD THE ORIGINS OF CORNFLAKES IS HORRIFYING AS FUCK

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm

videogamenostalgia:

Avengers Iron Man Xbox 360 - by Zachariah Cruse

Available on Etsy for $300.00 USD

PLEASE GOD AND BABY JESUS. IRON XBOX.

assvengers asked: i'll look into that, thanks for the info! i know she has the money to do it though, which frustrates me to no end. i'm going to talk to her about it tomorrow, though. hoping for the best. thanks again ♥

Of course no problem! Anything to help a fellow kitty lover. My own has been through a lot so I tend to be a little squishy when it comes to gato’s in pain. I really do wish you all the best and hope you post something to let us know what happens.

assvengers:

ugh now she’s curled up in my lap and she’s purring and her mouth is bleeding a little and i’m crying　

A lot of vet’s have a CARE program to help with those who can’t afford the bills — I’ve used it a few times to get my kitten help because she has really bad seizures :/ I’m so sorry, I know how damned scary it is. I’m a cat lover, have been all my life, so if you need help please let me know.

weaponizedwit:

I am burdened with glorious purpose.

• To say thank you to my followers and to celebrate The Avengers’ success, I have decided to do a giveaway.

This is my bargain.

• ONE medium sized box (approx 11” x 8.5” x 5.5”) full of Avengers/Marvel toys and merchandise.

How desperate are you?

• You can reblog this post a MAXIMUM of THREE times. Likes also count.
• Following me does not increase your chances of winning, so please don’t feel compelled to do so unless you just really enjoy an insane amount of Tom Hiddleston all over your dash.
• Yes, I will ship anywhere in the world.
• Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you if you win. I would hate to have to choose someone else.

Stalling won’t change anything.

• You have ONE WEEK from today. The giveaway ends Saturday, 26 May. 

In the end, it will be every man for himself…good luck.

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